"That's Jerry Spence," Said Joe. "He cuts all our hair, and right now he's doing Ann, my first and second wife. Ann and I were childhood sweethearts. We got married the first time while I was in law school and the second time on the anniversary of our first divorce. And, of course, you've met Mandy here. She's my fourth wife-in-waiting."
"What's she for?" I asked.
"For her divorce to come through," said Joe. "There's no telling when that will happen, because her attorney's a lazy cuss who hasn't gotten around to filing the papers yet. I guess we can't complain about it, though, because I'm her attorney."
Pg. 46 Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil
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