Alexander: I stopped as soon as I saw Alice disappear. "Alice?" I called and sighed. She could be anywhere now! Instead, I took the lighter side of the forest.
(yeah Alexander and Alice are pretty stupid when it comes to figuring out where each other are.)
MY SIGNATURE IS TOP SECRET!!!!!
Besides, if you knew it, I'd have to get rid of you.
GOOOOOO ARTEMIS FOWL!!!!!!!!