*I am 2 nice 2 say mean things
*He seeks me out to do his daily routine of stabbing and such
*I've tried asking nicely
*I've tried to get even but I'm no match
*I don't want to hurt his feelings because he's.... an... annoying but nice friend
*He has a girlfriend by what he says so I doubt he like-likes me
Nobody has been able to answer with a way to make him knock it off already after a couple weeks, so don't post unless you have advice that might actually work please. School is Tuesday for me so Sunday and Monday until school/TORTURE! I prefer before school starts I get an answer so PLEASE HURRY!