Someone once told me not to bite off more than I can chew. I told them I'd rather choke on greatness than nibble on mediocrity.
when is your bday
OMG. true story time. ok so you know those breath sprays that people use in the movies before someone is about to kiss someone. well i thought it was perfume they used. and i tried it when i was smaller , AND IT TASTED REALLY BAD
what a funny dude