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i ate some watermelon and a bunch of seeds were in it.



will i have a watermelon baby?!?!?!

i'm not ready for a child! what do i feed it?!?!?! how long will i be pregnant for.

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"brunostar" wrote:

i ate some watermelon and a bunch of seeds were in it.







will i have a watermelon baby?!?!?!



i'm not ready for a child! what do i feed it?!?!?! how long will i be pregnant for.


No.  You are 100% unpregnant cos of eating the watermelon seeds.

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"hugebear" wrote:

"brunostar" wrote:

i ate some watermelon and a bunch of seeds were in it.







will i have a watermelon baby?!?!?!



i'm not ready for a child! what do i feed it?!?!?! how long will i be pregnant for.


No.  You are 100% unpregnant cos of eating the watermelon seeds.
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Yes, congratulations! You will have a watermelon baby. ^^
Don't worry, you will absolutely love your watermelon baby! 
You feed it more and more watermelon! 
Um..you might be pregnant for another nine to ten years. smile 



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"Jelly3" wrote:

Yes, congratulations! You will have a watermelon baby. ^^

Don't worry, you will absolutely love your watermelon baby! 

You feed it more and more watermelon

Um..you might be pregnant for another nine to ten years. smile 




But.
Wouldn't feeding a watermelon baby watermelon be forcing cannibalism?
Wouldn't it be like feeding a "human baby" humans?
I mean. If it's a watermelon baby ;;_;;
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You should probably seek out the help of a true watermelon expert in regards to its diet.
Like that bearded farmer down the road. He should know.

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You should have thought of that before getting together with a watermelon.






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"FreelyRenee" wrote:


"Jelly3" wrote:

Yes, congratulations! You will have a watermelon baby. ^^

Don't worry, you will absolutely love your watermelon baby! 

You feed it more and more watermelon

Um..you might be pregnant for another nine to ten years. smile 





But.
Wouldn't feeding a watermelon baby watermelon be forcing cannibalism?
Wouldn't it be like feeding a "human baby" humans?
I mean. If it's a watermelon baby ;;_;;
//
You should probably seek out the help of a true watermelon expert in regards to its diet.
Like that bearded farmer down the road. He should know.


Or, you know, your child can be the Hannibal Lecter of the watermelon world.






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"noordinarygirl" wrote:



"FreelyRenee" wrote:




"Jelly3" wrote:


Yes, congratulations! You will have a watermelon baby. ^^



Don't worry, you will absolutely love your watermelon baby! 



You feed it more and more watermelon



Um..you might be pregnant for another nine to ten years. smile 



 


But.
Wouldn't feeding a watermelon baby watermelon be forcing cannibalism?
Wouldn't it be like feeding a "human baby" humans?
I mean. If it's a watermelon baby ;;_;;
//
You should probably seek out the help of a true watermelon expert in regards to its diet.
Like that bearded farmer down the road. He should know.


Or, you know, your child can be the Hannibal Lector of the watermelon world.


I'm a bit unsure whether allowing your child to become a villain is your standard of good parenting or if that was a joke, Maddie c; 

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You married a watermelon.

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Good days give you happiness,
Bad days give you experiences,
And worst days give you lessons. "

 


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"FreelyRenee" wrote:



But.

Wouldn't feeding a watermelon baby watermelon be forcing cannibalism?

Wouldn't it be like feeding a "human baby" humans?

I mean. If it's a watermelon baby ;;_;;

//

You should probably seek out the help of a true watermelon expert in regards to its diet.

Like that bearded farmer down the road. He should know.

Or it might be watermelonism. :o
Anyway you're quite right.
Feed it with lots of manures and fertilizers, or as she says, seek out the help of a watermelon expert. ^^



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