This newspaper is only done sometimes.Here is the first edition of it.
The Stupid Kid
Whoops!I think I spelled my netname wrong,it should be ''suckycoolie'',`cause I suck.The stupid kid is me.Yup,me.I am so mean and pointless and dumb and a slowpoke and...too many things to list.I attack certain people in very mean ways,and I feel really guilty about it it`s just that NO ONE NOTICES,in real life and in computer life.So I need to shut the heck up and get a move on.Here is a poll.
Does suckycoolie suck a lot?
a.Duh!She sucks A LOT!
d.No xlike,people are going to pick this answer!)