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"-Allie-" wrote:

"brunostar" wrote:



"-Allie-" wrote:


What says ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?
you
Nope, a cow with no lips. My mom told me that. I kid you not.
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"ice cream girl" wrote:

A man has to stay a room for a month which would be the safest? room 1-a room with loaded guns,room 2-a room with massive fires 3-room with lions that have not eaten for 3 years.

3rd one, bcoz the lions will b dead!

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you COOLER than me but im HOTTER than which is the worst to pick ?

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you COOLER than me but im HOTTER than you which is the worst to pick ?

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wow

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"alvy123" wrote:



"ice cream girl" wrote:


A man has to stay a room for a month which would be the safest? room 1-a room with loaded guns,room 2-a room with massive fires 3-room with lions that have not eaten for 3 years.

3rd one, bcoz the lions will b dead!
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that kitten is so cute smile

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"iamalive" wrote:



"DaniRover" wrote:


Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone??

He didn't have any contacts on his cellbone.
No it's because he had no BODY to go with!!!!!!!

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"!K!awesomeness" wrote:



"iamalive" wrote:






"DaniRover" wrote:




Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone??

He didn't have any contacts on his cellbone.
No it's because he had no BODY to go with!!!!!!!

Aw. I still think my answer was pretty good. :P

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What happens when a fat mom sits on her iphone??

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