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BLONDE JOKES !

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every one post your blonde jokes here !


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JOKE
why did the blonde nurse bring a red magic marker to work ?

just case she had to draw blood !


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HEY !


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There was a blonde woman named, Cindy, that was in deep
financial problems. So she got on her knees and prayed "Dear
God, please let me win the lottery. I really need your help or
I''ll loose my car, the house, and everything else." She doesn''t
win. The next day she prays to God "God! I really really need
your help! I''ll loose my car, the house, and everything else."
Once again, she doesn''t win. The next day she says the same
prayer; then God speaks to her " Cindy! work with me here, BUY
A TICKET!!"


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why did the blonde stair at the glass of orange juice?

Because the box said consintriat!

every time i see him my heart goes BOOM BOOM BOOM


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Whats dumber tha 2 brunettes building house under water ?
2 blondes trying to burn it.

once there was this blonde who found her husband with another woman.so she ran and got a gun and put it to her head. the man said honey please don''t do this.and she said shutup your next!

how do you kill a blonde?
put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.


one day a blonde walked into a store and said i would like to buy that tv and the guy said i don''t sell to blondes.the next day she went back with black.same thing happened.the next day she went back with brown hair same thing happened.the next day she went back with red hair same thing happened.she said how did you know i was blonde?he said because thats not a rtv its a microwave!


A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I''m a 6'' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6''2", weighs 225, and he''s a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6''5" pushing 300 and he''s a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I''m gonna have to explain it five times."

There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer was telling blonde joke after blonde joke until the blonde was so mad that she turned her radio off. A mile down the road, she saw another blonde out in a corn field in a boat rowing. The blonde stopped her car jumped out and yelled, "It''s blondes like you that give us all a bad name. If I could swim I''d come out there and give you what''s coming to you!"


One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck''s driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what''s so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren''t looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"



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"To be in love with some 1 is to lurn the song that person''s heasrt sings and sing it to them when they forget how it goes."

"You know you''re in love when the only person that can make you stop crying is the one who made you cry in the first place."

"BHJBVIUYVBxILYVDLSFHVBdFHJVBAEUFO QYRG!!" SCREAMED BOOMHOWER!!

thats not wut ur mom said!


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one day a blonde saw a red head joging down the street saying 21 21 21 21 21 21 so the blonde started joging and saying 21 21 21 21 21. the red head told the blonde its better in the middle of the street, so the blonde went into the middle of the street.a truck came and ran over the blonde. the red head started saying 22 22 22 22 22.


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----> forever




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a blonde went into a bathroom because everyone says if u lie u get sucked in. there was a brunette in front of the red head and the blonde. the brunette says im so hott. BAM she gets sucked in. next is the red head. she says my boy friend is hott. BAM she gets sucked in ! next is the blonde. she says " i think ...." BAM she gets sucked in !


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 This is the difference of acting. This is good acting. Ow!! That hurt. This is bad acting. Ow. This is blonde acting. Ow my knee.

I'm just another fangirl.


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HEY!! THIS IS OFFENSIVE TO ME!!! ): LOL

Gotta love your friends!! (:


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