Jokes and Riddles
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"Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can''t see where it keeps its brain." ~J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, 1999, spoken by Arthur Weasley
They say "time heals everything," but I''m still waiting...
~*What if you slept? And what if, in your sleep, you dreamed? And what if, in your dream, you went to heaven and there plucked a strange and beautiful flower? And what if, when you awoke, you had the flower in your hand?
......The world becomes a dream, and the dream becomes reality......*~
A dream is a wish your heart makes....
We are just shadows......
The world is real.......Or is it???????
In Christ Alone
My hope is found.
He is my light, my strength, my song.
On Christ the solid rock I stand, all other ground is sinking sand.
In God I have trusted with my own heart. Not because my parents forced me to believe from a young age, but because I know with all my heart that God does exist. There is a reason to be on this earth, we aren''t just animals.
Pretty.... Shiny.... Bloody....Yummy
PRESIDENT OF THE IDIOTS CLUB
I hear a devil with the voice of true believing
i hear promises to stay
but i hear footsteps that are leaving...
You cant jump the track
were like cars ona cable
and lifes like an hour glass
glued to the table
and no one can find the rewind button boys
so cradle your head in your hands and breathe
just like everybody else