Yo momma so fat when she wears red she looks like the Kool-Aid Man.
Yo momma so fat when she sits around, she sits around.
Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light god told yo mamma to move her fat ass.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcom X T-Shirt hellicopters try landing on her.
Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo momma so fat were in her right now.
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her.
Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Portugal clxxxed her for the new world
Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo momma so fat she''s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo momma so fat she''s on both sides of the family!
Yo momma so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!
Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo momma so fat when she back up she beeps.
Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo momma so fat the Aids quilt wouldn''t cover her
Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo momma so fat she''s got her own area code!
Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
Yo momma so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington''s nose.
Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was when she was looking down at the scale
Yo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo momma so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo momma so stupid She went to disneyworld and saw a sign that said "Disneyworld Left" so she went home.
Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said "guess" so she said levi''s
Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo momma so stupid she hears it''s chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M''s in alphabetical order!
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mamma so stupid she ran into a parked car.
Yo mamma so stupid she sold her car to buy brand new tires.
Yo mamma is so stupid she thought menopause was a button on the VCR.
Your mamma is so stupid that she looked in a box of Cherios and said, "look, doughnut seeds."
Yo momma so ugly her parents had to tie a porkchop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let''s go bury it."
Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo momma so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to xxxxxx feed her
Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo momma so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn''t have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mamma so ugly she could make an onion cry.
Yo momma is so ugly that when she looks in to the mirror she says what an ugly person.
Yo mamma so ugly when she was born the doctor just slapped her parents.
Yo momma so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo momma so old she has Jesus'' beeper number!
Yo momma so old her social security number is 1!
Yo momma so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch.
Yo momma so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo momma so old she owes Jesus 3 bucks!
Yo momma so old she''s in Jesus''s yearbook!
Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo momma so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
Yo mama''s glasses are so thick that when she looks at a map, she can see people waving at her.
Yo momma pits are so hairy it looks like she has Don King in an head lock.
Who can beat that?