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YO MAMMA!!!!!!!!!

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YO MAMMA SO FAT EVERY TIME SHE TURNS AROUND SHE ON ANOTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD

YO MAMMAS TEETH R SO YELLOW WHEN EVER SHE SMILES ALL THE CARS SLOW DOWM~!

WHAT DID THE BABY CORN SAY TO THE MAMMA CORN?....
WHERES POP CORN!?


THESE R CRUMMY

KEEP IT REEL NO BIG DEAL!!!!!!
BLAME IT ON ME CAUSE IM A LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!


YO MAMMA!!!!!!!!!

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lol ok i heard some of them on TV you nkow the show...........but i love the show its so freakin funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YO MAMMA!!!!!!!!!

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yo mamma''s so fat she sat on a dollar bill and 100 pennys came out!
yo mamma''s so poor that i walked through the door and fell through the window!

You clap I clap, you cry I cry, you laugh I laugh, you jump off a cliff I laugh even harder!


YO MAMMA!!!!!!!!!

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Yo momma so tall when she did a cartwheel she kicked jeaous in the mouth.


Yo momma so TALL when she went to go lay down her head was in michagan and her feet were in flordia burning up .

lift every voice


YO MAMMA!!!!!!!!!

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YO MAMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL NO ONE THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY BUT DA FLOOR WAS CRACKIN'' UP!

YO MAMMA!!!!!!!!!

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Date: 5/1/2006 5:54:06 PM
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YO MAMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL NO ONE THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY BUT DA FLOOR WAS CRACKIN'' UP!

that joke is not stated right. it is YO MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL, I DIDN''T WANT TO LAUGH BUT THE GROUND WAS CRACKIN'' UP!!!



MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE=MY ANTI-DRUG


YO MAMMA!!!!!!!!!

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January, 2007
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Yo'' mamas teeth are so yellow that I can''t believe its not butter.


Yo'' mamas so ugly it is considered animal abuse to get into a fight with her.


Yo'' mamas glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see people waving.

I suck.

YO MAMMA!!!!!!!!!

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January, 2007
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U dont suck

****Veta12****


YO MAMMA!!!!!!!!!

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yo mama so fat, we had to baptise her in Sea World.

yo momma so short, she had to use a sticky hand to get the toilet paper

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Nick and Stephanie
The next....
Jack and Rose
Allie and Noah
Cory and Topanga


Let''s cause a scene like lovers do on silver screens.

Let''s commit the perfect crime, I''ll steal your heart and you''ll steal mine.

If I could do anything, it''d be to kiss you in the middle of the street on the rainiest day of the year.

Love ya much,
Stephanie


YO MAMMA!!!!!!!!!

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Date: 5/2/2006 1:27:18 PM
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Date: 5/1/2006 5:54:06 PM
Author:
YO MAMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL NO ONE THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY BUT DA FLOOR WAS CRACKIN'' UP!

that joke is not stated right. it is YO MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL, I DIDN''T WANT TO LAUGH BUT THE GROUND WAS CRACKIN'' UP!!!


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