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nascarawesome
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Here is where all your Chuck Norris joke can be heard. Aliens do exist. They're just waiting fo Chuck Norris to die.

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mattyo7
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"nascarawesome" wrote:
Here is where all your Chuck Norris joke can be heard. Aliens do exist. They're just waiting fo Chuck Norris to die.

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RawrSkittles=)
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

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Dezarkle
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"mattyo7" wrote:
"nascarawesome" wrote:
Here is where all your Chuck Norris joke can be heard. Aliens do exist. They're just waiting fo Chuck Norris to die.
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Not in the slightest. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.

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BoringBobbie
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Chuck Norris doesn't swim, water just wants to be around him.

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ADEEEELE!! *throws soda machine* but she moves away. How does she do it :?

Darn u hipsters >:P

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jklhy56
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Chuck Norris is so tough that under his beard is another fist

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Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language.

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Dezarkle
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"RawrSkittles=)" wrote:
Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language.

I like this one, haven't heard it before. xD Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.

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RawrSkittles=)
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"Dezarkle" wrote:
"RawrSkittles=)" wrote:
Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language.
I like this one, haven't heard it before. xD Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.

HAHA. xD

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