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throw me off the tallest building and I wont die put me in the soft ocean and I will . what am I?

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Andy2011
Andy2011
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March, 2011
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A tissue

Andy2012


throw me off the tallest building and I wont die put me in the soft ocean and I will . what am I?

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montana marie
montana marie
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June, 2012
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heres a joke knonk {2x} whos there me who me who who me who who

throw me off the tallest building and I wont die put me in the soft ocean and I will . what am I?

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mindlessbehaviorlover123
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April, 2012
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a plane

One direction luver ohh yeah imma directioner


throw me off the tallest building and I wont die put me in the soft ocean and I will . what am I?

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Hannah the peaceful one
Hannah the peaceful one
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April, 2012
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A bubble?

Me: ~wakes up~

(2 hours later)

~gets out of bed~


throw me off the tallest building and I wont die put me in the soft ocean and I will . what am I?

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Ben10cool932
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September, 2011
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A TISSUE DUH!

Smarty smile


throw me off the tallest building and I wont die put me in the soft ocean and I will . what am I?

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witsie
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June, 2012
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my joke is very serious Love adam asked god when is my birthday now i ask zikalkis when is my birthday Clown

i am virtually virtual girl who is supposed to be near perfect candidate for the president of usa and i must be born with default origin from philippines to satisfy need of my creator secular god zikalkis to have an universal candidate on the fall election for usa national president


throw me off the tallest building and I wont die put me in the soft ocean and I will . what am I?

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MmmYeahJoey_2193838 Lock
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July, 2012
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lol are they right , is it a tissue ?

[ Joey ] ;*


throw me off the tallest building and I wont die put me in the soft ocean and I will . what am I?

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TruSpirit
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June, 2012
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Its paper,tissue wont rip in the ocean,paper will.

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throw me off the tallest building and I wont die put me in the soft ocean and I will . what am I?

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Jayla S.
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June, 2009
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idk myself

throw me off the tallest building and I wont die put me in the soft ocean and I will . what am I?

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brunostar
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February, 2012
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aww i thought i was gonna get to throw someone off a buliding

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