Instant Lunch Cup-A-soup: Do Not Microwave (Yeah I'll just eat it as is) Mike and Ike's: Gluten Free (Well NAH! its going to have gluten because its FREAKING CANDY!) Blow dryer: Do not use in shower (Oh look a blow dryer! maybe I'll just step inside the shower and......) Cheetos: Now made with real cheese!  (REAL cheese? i haven't heard of real cheese!) Shampoo: Not consumable (Man I'm thirsty! Oh look shampoo that looks yummy!) Contest on a bag of chips: No purchase necessary (Oh yeah, i Didn't buy the bag of chips The store gave it to me!) Toothpaste: Not for kids 6 and Under (Yeah so your going to let kids 6 and under have rotted teeth before their even able to use it? Smooth move, That'll save your company)

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