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Imsadandlonely
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November, 2012
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I have a couple myself! A prince had a curse put on him as a boy so he could only say 2 words a year. He met a beautiful princess and wanted to marry her... but couldn't. So one day, 5 years later, he walks up to her and says "I LOVE YOU GORGEOUS SHIMMERING PRINCESS PLEASE PLEASE MARRY ME." Princess: "Pardon?" A woman walks onto a bus and the driver says "My that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman is indignant, and stalks to the back of the bus and sits down next to a man. He says "What's wrong?" "That man insulted me!" "You can confront him about it. Here, I'll hold your monkey." A widow lived on top of an apartment building and one day the telephone rang. "This is the viper. I'm coming up." She thinks someone is joking around and hangs up. A little while later, someone calls. Same man "It's the viper. I'll be up soon." She doesn't know what to think, and is getting scared. A half hour later, the viper calls. "It's the viper. I'm coming up now." She calls the police. Then a while later, the doorbell rings. "They're here!" she thinks. She opens the door. A little old man with a bucket and cloth stands there. "I'm the viper. I vish to vash and vipe the vindows."

Hey! I'm.... Uhhhh.... The..... Well..... You see.... I stall.... And... Well.... You never really... Get to the.... You know.... Point? Well... You see....


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Nutcase_Bookworm
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Geeze! I posted this several weeks ago and no one has posted yet! I guess the username "Imsadandlonely" doesn't fetch readers. I'm almost glad I had to make a new account...

Why will no one look?

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The.Moment.Ends.
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Because....welll.....you see.....you...are....uhm....very.....well...BORING.

BOLD, Brilliant, Beautiful, Blessed.


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Miss Smiley xx
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Q: Why did the banana go to the hospital?
A: Cause he was not peeling well

Full joke:Your so ugly that if you look I the mirror it will brake

Taylor

Smile while you have teeth!
~Saira~


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Nutcase_Bookworm
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Thank you so much for posting!

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