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A Parody Called Cat In the Kettle

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Did you ever think
When you eat chinese
It ain''t pork or chicken
But a fat Siamese
Yet the food taste great so you don''t complain
But that''s not chicken in your chicken chow mein
It seems to me I ordered sweet and sour pork
But Garfield''s on my fork
He''s purring here on my fork

There''s a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
The place that I eat every day at noon
They can feed you cat and you''ll never know
Once they wrap it up in dough, boys
They fry it real crisp in dough

Chou Lin asked if I wanted more
As he was dialing up his buddy at the old pet store
I said "Not today, I''ve lost my appetite
There''s two cats in my belly and they want to fight"
I was sucking on a Rolaids and a Tums or two
When I swear I heard it mew, boys
And that is when I knew

There''s a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
I think I gotta stop eating there at noon
They say that it''s beef or fish or pork
But it''s purring here on my fork
There''s a hariball on my fork

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never heard of it!

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Posted over 12 years ago

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OMG! I love that song! I have the video of it.

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