I'll give it to you in short.
He basically had a 'pony pledge', a 'zombie pledge' and random stuff. He wanted to give all americans a pony and use them to produce methane gas for energy. Just search it up for full lulz.
The zombie idea however was a joke. He said he wanted to use zombie skin to absorb energy to produce power.
'A vote for me is a waste of a vote'
That is the most hilarious line ever in his campaign. He wanted people to know he was a joke, to make THEM vote.
So, what do you think of Vermin Supreme?