1. The Beginner
The Beginner is where every fake starts off. They use photos of a variety of people & when someone questions them about it, they try to brush it off by saying, "I dye my hair a a lot." Which is very funny because, you must change your eye color, nose shape, and pictures a lot too. The Beginner also doesn't use proper grammar nor spell correctly. I guess you can say the average age that most of the Beginners are, is around 9-11.. They say that they're 15 or 16, but c'mon let's face it. They're like 9 or they go to a really bad high school.
2. The Slightly Better
The Slightly Better is when the Beginner is more mature I guess. They have better spelling & grammar, & they can seem a bit more realistic. Oh, BUT They Usually Type Like This Which Can Get Very Annoying. The SB uses around two different peoples pictures, but the two people may or may not look alike. The SB's age varies around 11-13, but yet again, they lie & say they are around two or three years their senior. The Slightly Better is kinda better better then the Beginner, hence the name slightly better.
3. The Pretty People
OKAY, so we see a lot of these around here, now don't we? The PP are the coolest of the cool. The Beginner looks up to them. These are the people that strictly only uses one person's picture. They usually get them off of ##########, tumblahh, or wherever you can find preppy people & hipsters. A lot of them are wannabe hipsters, they copy& paste any deep sounding poem onto their profile. They only talk amongst themselves. The PP don't talk to Beginners & rarely talk to the SB's just 'cause they are that cool. Usually they're 13-15 years old. They greet each other with compliments, they say they are in love with someone with like 15 minutes, & they whine oh so much. They're big time mary sue's. They take ballet, they're head cheerleader , they play soccer, & to top it off they look pretty darn amazing. No one's that perfect. Or it's the insecure hipster type, I don't even wanna go on to them. .
There, I'm done. I could say so much more, but I won't. Those are the three types of fakes on this site. I just don't understand how I was all three of 'em. Oh, well.