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brunostar Lock
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Posted over 3 years ago

Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that’s out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die

Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die

Invite a psycho-killer inside
Scratch a dwug dealer’s brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die

Keep a rattlesnake as pet
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
“I wonder what’s this red button do?”

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die

Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the platforms
They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly

Dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to di-i-i-ie
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die


Posted By:
kep7hk
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Posted over 3 years ago

"brunostar" wrote:



Set fire to your hair

Poke a stick at a grizzly bear

Eat medicine that’s out of date

Use your private parts as piranha bait


Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die


Get your toast out with a fork

Do your own electrical work

Teach yourself how to fly

Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie


Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die


Invite a psycho-killer inside

Scratch a dwug dealer’s brand new ride

Take your helmet off in outer space

Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place


Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die


Keep a rattlesnake as pet

Sell both your kidneys on the internet

Eat a tube of superglue

“I wonder what’s this red button do?”


Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die


Dress up like a moose during hunting season

Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason

Stand on the edge of a train station platform

Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing

Run across the tracks between the platforms

They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly


Dumbest ways to die

Dumbest ways to die

Dumbest ways to di-i-i-ie

So many dumb

So many dumb ways to die

be safe around trains a message from metro

Let people be who they want to be


Posted By:
brunostar Lock
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Posted over 3 years ago

"kep7hk" wrote:



"brunostar" wrote:





Set fire to your hair


Poke a stick at a grizzly bear


Eat medicine that’s out of date


Use your private parts as piranha bait



Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die



Get your toast out with a fork


Do your own electrical work


Teach yourself how to fly


Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie



Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die



Invite a psycho-killer inside


Scratch a dwug dealer’s brand new ride


Take your helmet off in outer space


Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place



Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die



Keep a rattlesnake as pet


Sell both your kidneys on the internet


Eat a tube of superglue


“I wonder what’s this red button do?”



Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die



Dress up like a moose during hunting season


Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason


Stand on the edge of a train station platform


Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing


Run across the tracks between the platforms


They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly



Dumbest ways to die


Dumbest ways to die


Dumbest ways to di-i-i-ie


So many dumb


So many dumb ways to die

be safe around trains a message from metro
  looool XD


Posted By:
Clueless23_1513771 Lock
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Posted over 3 years ago
Overdose on Vitamin C... Quite impossible.

Please do ignore my ability to creep people out. I'm just awesome that way.


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Posted over 3 years ago
Fall off your bed 1ft off the ground


Posted By:
kaboodleboo
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Posted over 3 years ago
swim in piranha infested water a:
o.o! mommy! i found a M134D!!!! Big Grin

i got   a jar of dirt


Posted By:
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Posted over 3 years ago
lol XD fall off your bed XD lol your funny :P


Posted By:
kaboodleboo
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Posted over 3 years ago
idk  but the slender sloth gets ya o. o

i got   a jar of dirt


Posted By:
brunostar Lock
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Posted over 3 years ago
 the dumbest way too die is by not answering your mom on the phone tell 50 missed calls Grin


Posted By:
kaboodleboo
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Posted over 3 years ago

"brunostar" wrote:

 the dumbest way too die is by not answering your mom on the phone tell 50 missed calls Grin

XDXD SOOOOO TRUE

i got   a jar of dirt


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