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Don't Worry, Be Happy!

Don't worry, be happy!! It is time for the Nation to smile. With that in mind, I want you to think of something funny that you did today. If nothing comes up, try again. There's gotta be one funny moment that you can think of.

For my part, I've been trying to think of funny jokes. That's where I need your help. I want you to send me all of your best jokes or stories. Keep them clean and I don't mean with soap ha ha...

I was asking my daughters for some good ones. They didn't give me any. For example, one said, "What do you call cheese that's not yours?" Answer: Nacho Cheese (Not yo' Cheese.) Get it? I know, it's pretty lame.

Here's another one: There was a man who went away to Chicago on Saturday. He stayed there three days and he came back on Saturday. How is that possible? The answer will be on the bottom.

Humor can help in many ways. It can get you out of tuff situations, can stop you from crying and can give you another way to look at something. Try it. It's all good when you can laugh at yourself and others.

Remember when you were little the saying "a smile is a frown turned upside down." Well, start practicing now. Cuz when you smile and feel happy and feel good inside, it is a very powerful thing.

The power to smile and laugh is healthy. It is good for you and it don't cost a thing. So help me out. Send me your jokes and stories. I can't wait to read them.

And by the way, Saturday is a horse. Pretty funny, huh?

For more advice from Janet, head to Feelings.

If you need Janet's opinion, or advice, just drop her a note - or a joke in the comments below

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hugebear
hugebear posted in Family Issues:
You doesnt have to come out to your family until your ready and until they is ready too.  If you blurt it out it could be the shock.  You says that you think your Mums side of the family will be more supportive.  Has you got an Aunty or Uncle what you could discuss this with?  An adult member of your family what is most likely supportive  could probably give the best advises on how to tell your family and when and how and prepares you for how they will react. Good luck mate and takes your time :angel
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Mrawsomegamer
I think my mothers side of the family would be fine with it. It's my dad's side I'm most concerned about. My dad says some dreadfully terrible remarks about homosexual people. I think I'm not gunna tell him at all. Ever...  Either way. Thanks for the advice!
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Kirsteeeeen
If you don't think that you'll be in a safe situation (for example, your parents try to kick you out, or hurt you physically or emotionally) than you should definitely wait to tell them. I think you'll know when the time is right. We can't tell you how they'll react, but I bet you can sort of figure it out from how they feel and act about these topics.  Remember, you are not obligated to tell anybody at all. It's personal. Wait until you're for sure ready to tell them. And when you do, tell them the way in which it's easiest. Get your point across, offer resources, reassurance, and give them time. 
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Mrawsomegamer
Hey guys, so I do kinda have a personal issue, but I need to tell my family about it. Truth is, I'm not even sure how they'll even react. Very few of my friends know, only the ones I trust anyway... I'm gay. Or at least bisexual. I kinda had a thing for girls, but that was a long time ago. I think I'm fully gay. I have a very supportive boyfriend, who loves me with all his heart. But that's not what it's about; it's actually coming out to my family, whom I know some of them are quite homophobic. Homophobia runs in my family. Sorta...  It makes my stomach turn when I think about it. I sometimes look into the mirror, look at myself and think if my conscience suddenly made me decide I was gay, or if I was born with it. Science tells us that we are born that way, due to lack of man chemicals entering a boys brain when in development. I feel like I've chosen it (even though I know deep inside I haven't) to be gay, probably because of my family almost forcing me into getting a girlfriend and such. I come from a Catholic family, to make things even worse. I'm like the only practising person in my family, but somehow I feel that they'll use my Faith against me if I come out.  So, should I just wait until I'm older? How do I know when the time is right? How will they even react? How should I even say it?  Please help!
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Kirsteeeeen
Kirsteeeeen posted in Friends:
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