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What's up Kidzworld members??? Last week I asked for your jokes, not your life savings. I didn't expect to be left hanging. Guess how many of you sent me a joke? Are ya ready? Drum roll please...ONE. ONE faithful and dedicated member. (You will see it later.)

What happened? I want each of you to think about the level of difficulty of emailing me a joke. Is it too much effort? Were you afraid that your joke wasn't funny enough? What? What?

Let's look at a different situation, like school or when you're at home. A request is made of you. It goes into your brain. You're like 'uh, do I say yes or no?' Hopefully you weigh both sides. If I say yes then I have to do this, if I say no it means... whatever. Or maybe you don't really think about the request at all. You just automatically do it. But then, there are sometimes when you don't think, don't say anything and just don't do anything.

Those times are when you should be the most careful. Your ability to reason and make decisions is a special one. It's one that separates you in the animal kingdom from the other animals. Your ability to talk and communicate, think and express your opinion or thoughts or jokes should not be taken lightly. USE IT.

There are places in the world today, where jokes, music and books are censored. That means that someone in the government looks around and can put the smackdown on what they don't like. Which means that if you lived there, you wouldn't have the freedom to say what you wanted, think what you wanted or laugh at what's funny. They crack down on music and even who you can hang with.

All of this gets back to all of you fully participating in this world, your world, Kidzworld, and every chance that you get. So do me a favor - laugh today. Tell someone something funny... smile for all the kids that can't.

  • Joke
    Question: What do you call a cow that doesn't make milk?
    Answer: A milk dud.
    From rondtree1

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    Valoniak34
    this   ###.####################.###  has like sum good stories to,i read ur post here and im happy that ur not hushed about the subjet like sooo many 
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    electricatheist
    If you're willing to face the consequences, then yes. I know a lot of people say violence is never the answer, but in truth it sometimes is. If you really want somebody to leave you alone, then fight. If you win, it shows that you're dominant over that person and hopefully he/she will leave you alone.
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    Lovely advice. Than you. I found this quite helpful.
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    donteatcarrots
    donteatcarrots posted in Friends:
    Honestly, I think it's better to get your feelings out sooner rather than later- maybe ask him why he's being mean to you... Though, don't say it in such a way that annoys boys... If you know what I mean.
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    donteatcarrots
    donteatcarrots posted in Friends:
    Hello. Just call me Carrots if you don't know me already. :p Anyway, I'm hoping I'll be able to make a little forum post on making friends and making sure the friendships last. ^-^ ••• I hope this helps. ••• Making friends// Making friends can be dauntless, especially if you moved schools or to a different place which is simply far away from your old friends. I mean, it's fine to keep in contact with your old friends ##-####, text, letters etc), but you do have to consider it'll be better if you can make more friends at your new location- seriously, it'll help! How to make friends// • Get talking with people- join in people's conversations; try to be a little more social- it'll be easier to make friends if you're social around people. • Have a look around- are there any clubs or events that catch your interest- maybe a drama class or art club? If you join these type of things, you're more likely to meet people who have similar interests to you. :3 • Do act yourself. That means not to be so loud that people take you in the wrong way- but don't be too quiet either- otherwise people won't notice you! • Pay attention to people when they're speaking- they'll appreciate it if you just listen to what they say and you can have your say too! • Hang out with one or two people that you already know- who knows, you might be introduced to their friends too. • Do make an effort! c: [posting more tomorrow- I'm sorry that this is absolutely terrible]
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