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Top 25 April Fools' Jokes: 1-5

Apr 01, 2015

It’s April Fools’ Day!, Are you ready for a little tasteful humiliation? Well how about a little playful giggling? No Chance! Here are the Top 5 April Fools’ Jokes and there is nothing “little” about these zingers.

Barricaded Buddy

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Imagine your friend goes to sit down at his or her normal school desk and it is barricaded with little water cups filled with water! Here’s how you do it:

  • Get a hundred Paper water cups
  • Staple them together in big bunches of 10 or 20
  • Place the cups all around your friend’s desk
  • Fill them up with water from a water pitcher

 

What Country is this?

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Wait until someone goes to the bathroom during school and then when they’re gone, you ask your teacher to tell everyone in the class to only speak with a funny accent when that person returns. Everyone has to pretend that it is just a normal day, but when anyone talks they have to talk with the funny accent. It should confuse that one person. You can also play this gag just at home with your family or a small group of friends. Some good ideas for funny accents that you could try are:

  • British
  • Australian
  • Southern
  • Computer
  • Monster
  • Cartoon

 

Foamy Fedora

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Put a dab of shaving cream or whipping cream in your friend’s hat. You can also do it with shaving cream. It’s easy to do and this classic prank never gets old!

Singled Out

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When you are sitting together with your friends at lunch, plan it so when one of your friends starts speaking, everyone else puts their hands on their ears. To make it even more annoying, tell everyone to say “La La La!” as the victim is talking. See how long you can last without laughing!

Greatest Student of the Year Award

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This is the best gag if your school principal helps you out. Write out a message for your school principal to announce on the P.A. system. The message should read that your friend has been awarded “The Greatest Student of the Year Award” and that he or she should come to the office to receive their prize. When they get to the office, your friend should be rewarded with a cupcake, pencil, and piece of paper with a title “April Fool’s!”

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