So this guy walks into the doctor's and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."
A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.
Today I decided to burn alot of calories. So I found a fat kid and lit him on fire.