I'll get started tomorrow
about 7 hours
One day a man married a pickle, ordered McDonald's for lunch and then the pickle wrote on the burger in permanent marker ' you just ate a Pickle's and grows arms and legs then walks off
about 7 hours
What kinda freaking question is this! Hermione Granger! Never underestimate anything Harry Potter! Literally, I sleep with a Harry Potter plush at night! ( not creepy!)
about 8 hours
How to get a date:1. Carry a bunch of limes2. Go to the person you want to date3. Make small talk4. Drop all the limes5. Go to try and pick them up6. Take a long enough time to make them help you7. Struggle with the limes until you have them all off the ground8. Say "Sorry, I'm bad at pick up limes"9. Date them
about 21 hours
Okay, try to answer all these riddles.
1. Imagine you are in a dark room. There is nothing in the room, now mirror, window, door, anything that you could possibly escape with. How do you get out?
2. Why did Tommy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
3. A girl is twice as old as her brother and half as old as her father. In 50 years, her brother will be half as old as his father.
How old is the daughter now?
4. When may a man's coat pocket be empty, and yet have something in it?
5. What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
6. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
7. My life can be measured in hours, I serve by being devoured. Thin, I am quick Fat, I am slow Wind is my foe.
8. If you have three oranges and you take away two, how many will you have?
9. What do you call two witches who live together?
10. How did the court know the judge was ready for bed?
about 23 hours