No one was surprised when Toderick Hall didn’t make the cut. He’s a much better dancer than a singer—plus he’s already been on Broadway! Idol likes its singers green—Toderick already works in the music biz!
Lily Scott had an amazing voice, but maybe America didn’t like her styling—she tended to wear too much make-up and her gray-streaked hair made her look much older.
Simon buried his face in his hands when Alex Lambert got cut—just what is America thinking? Alex and Katelyn Epperly, who also got cut last night, were two of the best singers in the group! Voters seem to be choosing looks over talent this time around—how else can you explain the endurance of the Zac Efron lookalike, Tim Urban? Shame on you, voters! The show should just end now—give it to Crystal and be done with it!
Like A Rolling Stone
Next week we get to watch the Top 12 in the first themed round. Michael Lynche, Lacey Brown, Crystal Bowersox, Siobhan Magnus, Paige Miles, Andrew Garcia, Katie Stevens, Casey James, Tim Urban, Didi Benami and Lee Dewyze will tackle the songs by rock n’ roll greats, The Rolling Stones.
So this guy walks into the doctor's and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."
A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.
Today I decided to burn alot of calories. So I found a fat kid and lit him on fire.