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MTV Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica Quotes!

MTV Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica Quotes! - Reviewed by Kidzworld on Dec 27, 2006
( Rating: 5 Star Rating)

Jessca Simpson and Nick Lachey star in the reality TV show MTV Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica. Check out these awesome Newlywed quotes right here!

It's the couple everyone loves to laugh at and now you can watch them whenever you want! The first season of MTV Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica is finally available to own on DVD. Take a look back on some of the most memorable quotes from this hilarious reality show.

  • "Is there, like, maids for, like, celebrities?" - Jessica
  • "Do you like your gift?" - Jessica
    "I love it baby. I like it a lot. How much did you pay for it? I'm serious. How much was it?" - Nick
    "$55,000." - Jessica
    "Fifty... Are you crazy? $55,000?" - Nick
  • "Well, 23 is old! It's almost 25 which is almost mid-twenties." - Jessica
  • "Do you want gold or platinum?" - Drew
    "Platinum... Give me the good stuff." - Nick
  • "Oh my Gaa!" - Jessica
  • "Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea.'" - Jessica
  • "I have a hard booger in my nose, and it makes it - I think it's going to make it bleed." - Jessica
  • "We're going to have to re-wall our house." - Jessica
  • "You married me." - Jessica
    "Don't remind me!" - Nick
  • "Oh, I love this scent!" -

    Jessica

    "What scent is it?" -

    Lea

    "Oh... It says it's unscented." - Jessica
  • MTV Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica Season One DVD

    Get the real goods with season one of Newlyweds. Witness all of the silly things that Jessica says and does as she and Nick wade through their first year of marriage. Jess learns that living on your own is a lot harder than it looks and Nick figures out what living with Jessica is really like. You'll laugh, you'll laugh and then you'll probably laugh some more. Catch never-before-seen footage, exclusive interviews with the happy couple and even some cool music videos too!

    MTV Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica Season One DVD Rating:

    MTV Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica Season Two and Three

    Get two seasons of Newlyweds for the price of one with the season two and three box set. Catch Nick and Jessica working, chilling with family and taking some pretty cool vacations. The great thing about Newlyweds is that you get to live through things with this larger than life celebrity couple. If you are all about hearing about the fabulous lives of your favorite stars, then this is the DVD for you!

    MTV Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica Season Two and Three DVD Rating:

    MTV Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica The Final Season DVD

    Nick and Jessica may have called it quits in real life, but you can reminice the good old days with the fourth and final season of MTV Newlyweds. The set includes never-before-seen footage of the power couple, and a re-cap of the greatest Newlyweds moments.

    MTV Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica The Final Season Rating:5

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