(PunMaster's eyes are kind. "I can help you then. I mean, you like them don't you? It doesn't matter if you're good at something or not. It's if you like it that counts.")
Blueberry thought about it. "Do you like puzzles?"
After the conclusion of Blueberrys tour, I thought it over a bit. "Hmm. I thought there would be a little more to it... Not to judge or anything, but the Underground's kind of boring without dueling crime bosses. Well, you want to do anything? I've got nothing but time."
((Iron Papyrus backs away. "But... but I'm not very good at puzzles..." [Side note, Papyrus in this world has much more powerful magic than the original, he just never believes in himself enough to use it. Just a fun fact]))
"So? They would never hurt me!" He announced, and then continued the tour, leading him all through the underground. It was basically the same other than the swapped Lab, the main characters (Undyne took Alphys place, Alphys took Undyne's place, Sans and Papyrus switched, Asgore and Toriel , Grillby's was now Muffet's, Grillby took Muffet's place. etc. The human hadn't fallen yet though. So as far as anyone knew, that was still the same.) When he was done, he grinned. "Well, there we are!"
(PunMaster smiles patient at Iron Papyrus, then takes out a puzzle book. "You wanna do some puzzles together ^^?")
"Wait, you're trying to become a royal guard? Haven't you noticed they're almost all dogs? Dogs like bones. You're a skeleton." Maybe that's why he's never gotten in. Well, what do I know about this universe?
But this is really freakin' weird!
((Iron's Papyrus is surprised, then scared for a moment, but eventually leans into Punmaster's hug. He doesn't know what to say, so it stays silent.))