If you were a fearless 11 year old who has two genius inventor sisters and the coolest dog sidekick around, you’d be Johnny Test, and you’d take on any adventure that came your way!
Johnny Test - Johnny Test is all ambition and imagination and, with the help of his sisters, he can do almost anything. All he has to do is agree to be part of their [KWLINK 1917]experiments[/KWLINK.[/li]
Dukey - When Johnny wanted a dog for his birthday, he picked a scruffy little mutt from the pound. Then Johnny’s sisters got a hold of Dukey and turned him into a walking, talking, super sidekick.
Susan and Mary Test - Johnny’s twin sisters are mega geniuses who keep inventing crazy things to impress their crush, Gil. All they need is imagination and Johnny to be their test subject
Bling-Bling Boy - Eugene Hamilton is Bling-Bling Boy, the evil genius who once went to school with Susan and Mary but was expelled. His main goal is to make Susan his girlfriend and he’s willing to do anything to make it happen.
Mr. Black and Mr. White - They are two tough federal agents who work for the Super Secret Government Agency and realize that Johnny, Dukey, Susan and Mary do a great job fighting evil too.
The show began on the WB but was cancelled when UPN and WB formed the CW, only to be picked up again by Cookie Jar Productions for Teletoon.
Johnny Test premiered on September 17, 2005.
"Don’t even think about it Johnny. Nobody has gone in Lake Porkness for years because there’s a MAN-AND-DOG-EATING CREATURE IN THERE!!!" - Dukey
"Oh please, the Porkness Monster is a total myth." - Susan
"I know you’re part Shepherd, but are you part chicken too?" - Johnny
"Ooh, well why don’t you get your beautiful, but distantly cold sister to do it for you?" - Bling-Bling Boy
"Because the Brain Freezer froze her." Johnny
So this guy walks into the doctor's and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."
A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.
Today I decided to burn alot of calories. So I found a fat kid and lit him on fire.