Orchid Bay City is filled with all sorts of demons - some good, some evil - but they're kept separate from humans with a magical barrier. It's up to sassy young Juniper Lee to maintain this magical balance, and it's going to take all of her super-abilities to do it!
Life and Times of Juniper Lee - Main Characters
Juniper Lee - 11 year-old Juniper Lee is new to the world of magic when she is called to be the Te Xuan Ze - protector of the line between demons and humans.
Jasmine Lee - Jasmine is Juniper's grandmother and the last Te Xuan Ze. She's a tough lady who advises Juniper on her new role and makes sure she doesn't shirk her responsibilities.
Monroe - Monroe is Juniper's lactose intolerant, talking pug who has been alive for centuries, acting as the assistant to each Te Xuan Ze.
Ray Ray Lee - Ray Ray is Juniper's eight year-old brother. He's a hyperactive kid who can also see beyond the barrier.
Dennis Lee - Dennis is Juniper's older, teenage brother who is unable to see beyond the barrier.
Jody Irwin - Jody is the smartest, perkiest girl in school and one of Juniper's best friends.
"Tell Ray-Ray to shut up." - Juniper Lee
"Can I bite him as well? It'd be a matter of personal pride to me." - Monroe
"You play bass, Dennis. It's a miracle anyone even notices you." - Juniper Lee
"Oh, Ray Ray, think you can hold Jodi's present in your knapsack?" - Juniper Lee
"I'd rather have the genie!" - Ray Ray
"Would you rather have a wedgie so fierce you'll stop growing?" - Juniper Lee
"Give me the present..." - Ray Ray
So this guy walks into the doctor's and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."
A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.
Today I decided to burn alot of calories. So I found a fat kid and lit him on fire.